Have you been following the erection updates? Who’s in the lead, and who’s gonna come crashing down hor?Has the area around your house been turned into a mess, with all the ugly mugshots of the candidates contesting in the erection hanging from ebeli tree, lamp post and signboard, enough to make you want to rip those ah gua off?

Are wa lang really that fickle? How many of you will acherly think that by shoving these ugly mugshots down our throats ebelilay that wa lang will eventually vote for them? Is that the main criteria on how wa lang should form a decision on who to vote for? By choosing the candidate whose poster is hanging on the highest coconut tree, the number of posters a candidate has decorating the roundabout or the candidate with the fanciest decoration of posters? Come on man, prease don’t waste our time and yours. Nabeh! We liao liao have lagi best things to do, like figuring how to make ends meet each month.

Don’t these jokers stop and think si mi will happen after the erection period is over? All these posters will probably end up wrapping somebody’s kacang putih, nasi remak or even be recycled into jo cake paper which will end up wiping someone’s arse? Limpeh for one wouldn’t want my lan jiao picture to end up this way. Just think about it, your face kissing someone’s arse surrounded by shit one. This would really bring meaning to the term ass-kissing.

Hamik wa lang want as the voters are not more empty promises. Limpeh for one gets really pissed off flipping through the newspapers ebelilay to see all the countless warnings about how wa lang are throwing our future away if wa lang vote the inexperienced opposition into power. Like hello?? IF EXPERIENCE IS ALL THAT MATTERS, WE WOULDN’T HAVE GOTTEN A MAN ON THE MOON, WE WOULDN’T HAVE BUILT THE HOOVER DAM, THERE WOULD BE NO EMPIRE STATE BUILDING, THERE WOULDN’T BE ANY PLANES, TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES. WE WOULDN’T HAVE DISCOVERED THAT THE WORLD IS ROUND, OR THAT THE PLANET REVOLVES AROUND THE SUN. Just think about it one.

So this erections, prease use your vote wisely and vote with your conscience. Vote who you want to vote for and not vote for who the garblement wants you to vote for. Hopefully the next 5 years would be lagi best and wa lang will see some change. Let’s not hope that we’ll end up like Burma, Afghanistan and whatever-stan.