Nefarious Wanker

Yes. The day 07.07.07 has come and gone. How did you spend your day? Were you one of the countless millions sitting in front of the telly watching the Live Earth Concert that is supposedly intended to raise awareness of the climate change that is taking place in our world today? I feel that all this is a cheap attempt to publicize something serious without any concerted effort taken to make a stand. Sure, the organizers all proclaimed it to be a concert towards making the world a better place et. al.

I for one was not one of the millions who jumped onto the bandwagon. No, not me. I sat back and thought to myself. Yes, the world is sick and Mother Nature needs a hand. But being the pragmatic person that I am, I thought to myself, isn’t there a better way to help the world rather than having 24 hour concerts worldwide which consumes a shitload of electricity, which is generated by god knows how many barrels of oil and how many tons of coal, which in turn generated more greenhouse gasses? Kinda ironic moronic, wouldn’t you say? Also think of the amount of jet fuel that was consumed shipping all the performing artistes worldwide. It’s really mind boggling.

IF YOU’RE REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE, 07.07.07 SHOULD HAVE BEEN A DAY WHERE LIGHTS, AIR-CONDITIONING AND ELECTRIC GUZZLING GADGETS WERE SWITCHED OFF!! ZOMG. DUMB. IDIOTS!!! STOMPS WILDLY PLUCKING BIRD FEATHERS.

My other beef is that the person who invented toilet paper should be shot, or better yet he should be used to wipe each and everyone’s asses out there. This way, we could definitely save a lot of tress, leaves, cockroaches, lizard’s tongues and other vile and disgusting ingredients that is required to make toilet paper. If less tress were chopped down, there would be more water catchment areas, thus resulting in more rainfall, which would put the argument of using water instead of toilet paper would be doing more harm than good to bed. Think about it. Using something natural is always better than using something man made.

Anyway, I hope that the Live Earth Concert did manage to bring about some benefits. If not, better luck next year. So here’s wishing that 08.08.08 would be a day of energy conservation instead of it being a day more fuel is burnt to generate more electricity. I also hope that each of us would pledge to turn off our idiot boxes and air-conditioning.

Hi Dr. Nefarious,

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Dear Desperate Housewife,

So you think that your boyfriend might be cheating on you? That really is the pits. But do you really want to know what is worse than that? It’s people’s lame ass status messages about how Transformers the movie was really awesome. The point is these people weren’t even born when transformers the cartoon made its rounds on the telly. Yet these pimply faced nerds are the ones who are screaming at the top of their tar laced lungs proclaiming to be such big fans of the cartoon.

Heck, when I was at the cinema queuing up to buy tickets to the movie, I saw a group of the most horrendously looking nerds salivating at their mouth getting all excited about the movie, and spewing random useless facts about Transformers. I hate it when these nerds always make a useless show as something their world revolves around. There are enough Star Trek and Star Wars nerds walking around, we don’t need another gathering for Transformers nerds. You don’t fucking own them, and you definitely didn’t create them, so please stop acting like you do.

Also, I feel sorry for these people because they didn’t have good cartoons to watch while growing up. When I was growing up, I had Tom & Jerry, The Road Runner, Bugs Bunny, Thundercats, He-Man, Mask, Transformers, Voltron and Alvin & The Chipmunks. The faggots nowadays are only suited to watching Teletubbies and god knows what else. So please stop envying us and stick to what your own nerdy generation has to offer you damn nerds!!!!!