After a hard day at work, I look forward to having a decent meal and afterwards probably getting comfy on the sofa and watch a good movie uninterrupted. But this is asking too much.
Why can’t people just keep quiet while watching a movie? The term is called WATCHING a movie, not NARRATING it!! If you think you can act better, then why the hell hasn’t any director asked you to be the next big star in their super big box office smash hit? Oh I forgot, it has to be due to your ugly pimply face!
But not to fret. I will have my revenge. How you may ask? Simple really. I will wait silently waiting for my chance. The day of my revenge will be when you get married, and on your first night performing your husbandly duties, I will sneak into your room and go WAH! WAH! WAH! and ask silly questions such as why your didi so small wan? and other irritating questions so much so you will loose all abilities to deflower your wife. Only then, I will have my sweet revenge.